marmite wizard

When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.
Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.

Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
by MarmiteMagician December 12, 2015
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sex wizard

A creepy pseudo-spiritual man who just wants to touch your tits but pretends that it's all about chakras and miridians . Prone to giving you hugs that are way too long and pressing their boner into your hip. Wants to give you a massage and talk about yoni
(Staring at your chest) I can see a serious energy blockage in your heart chakra.
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
by whipsnape September 12, 2013
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Onion Wizard

- A person who has poor personal hygiene in regards to the proper application of underarm deoderant.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.
- "That Dude Is An Onion Wizard"
- "Dude, I Met A Girl Last Night Who Had An Onion Wizard Sleeve"
by ChadnSean January 11, 2010
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Wizard of an oz

The proprietor of one ounce of marijuana
"Im finally the wizard of an oz again after a 3 month dry spell"
by RZAClg January 15, 2009
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piss wizard

Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.
Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
by MadBob June 03, 2007
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Robot Wizard

Someone who never seems to sleep, eat, or take bathroom breaks and is always working on something often related to illustration, web design, graphic design, identity design, or anything involving staring at a computer monitor, TV, or iPhone for great lengths of time.
Sean just pulled an all nighter and amazed all of his clients - he's a Robot Wizard.
by brianpurkiss September 22, 2010
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Wizard Spices

Yo Deepdish, them "Wizard Spices" got me straight faded son.
by Beer-Battered January 02, 2009
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