Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.

You're a broken socket wrench

by Mountain Life December 5, 2022

Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Socket

What electricians of the male gender call a vagina.

"After my work for the day, I'm going to go plug into my wife's socket."

by Dr Internet August 18, 2016

Socket

Compliment to any drug traffickers or kingpin, making them the top main source with no middle man

Who needs a plug? I'm the whole socket!

by Thick Lil Miss July 17, 2023

Dry socket

When you’re on your period, and you pull out a dry tampon.

I had such a dry socket last night, it hurt so fucking bad.

by Starling1313 February 25, 2018

socket ship

A fast and/or high-tech electric vehicle.

Damn dude have you seen the new Rimac? Thst thing's a socket ship!

by WrdsRHrd December 11, 2024

Hot Socket

When smoking, the smoke can float up into the persons eye, causing the eye to sting. This instance is referred to as a Hot Socket

I was smoking the other day and got the worst Hot Socket. My eye was stinging for about a whole 2 minutes

by SmokeyMcpiff March 8, 2019