Jap Rash

The multiple cuts, grazes and sore skin you obtain from working on Japanese cars. Because of the tight and compact nature of Japanese cars, its hard to not get cut up when working on them.

I got some nasty Jap Rash last night from working on my Silvia.

by 4nthrax September 26, 2015

Metro rash

Stains on clothing obtained by using public transportation or walking in public.

Bob: Jane, did you realize you had a huge stain on your sleeve?

Jane: No! This jacket is brand new. Ahh! It must be from me leaning on the Metro this morning.

Bob: Looks like a bad case of metro rash.

by Abchico2091 March 28, 2016

penis rash

when you penis becomes purple like thanos

that man has a penis rash

by Elijah Rodriguez February 5, 2019

Zip-Rash

ZipRash/ZipperRash/Zeerash/Zrash

Is a general term given to a non life threating symptom that usually occurs as a result of spontaneous intercourse, whereby the male has engaged in intercourse through an open jeans or trouser zipper, causing localised trauma to the penis shaft.

Can also be caused by running Commando for extended periods in tighter fitting attire.

A more innocent form of Zip-rash may sometimes occur directly under a persons chin - as a result of wearing an incorrectly zippered up Cardigan, Jacket or similar.

"who could I turn to.....? my doctor ?? c'mon I only had zip-rash...!!!"

Q:"Good lord... you had blood in your undies........?."
A:"All OK...it's just zip-rash"

"We did it on the dancefloor again... ummm man - i got zip-rash, so i gotta sit down now"

"Guess I didn't wear undies for a week and now i darn got zip-rash again"

Redwood through an open zip may inflict a more painfull and severe zip-rash, thus requiring medical attention.

by Grandmaster Bass November 12, 2011

Status Rash

A person who once seeing a facebook status is all over it like a rash with comments and thumbs up.

OMG, she's commented on my boyfriends status for like the 17th time today, shes such a status rash!

by lpod85 September 11, 2009

poop rash

Term for that little bit of poop stuck at the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush down a big one. Usually looks like a streak or a little blemish at the bottom. If you leave one on a friend's toilet you either leave and hope no one notices or feel really guilty about it and try to brush it up.

"Daddy, I pooped at Jodie's house and left a poop rash on the toilet"

by cyberpunk42 May 29, 2018

chines rash

when you have a small dick and youve been jerking off to hard it starts to feel raw leading to chines rash

man idk how to tell my girlfriend i got a chines rash

by peahbutt June 16, 2017