Mons Bradley

A god example of alliteration

Hey did you hear about A massive lunar mountain mass with Mounties mining metal for months of movement-making meaning they might not mind moving to Minnesota? It's called Mons Bradley.

by TPaine1997 December 1, 2010

crouth mon

a wart on the end of a male's penis usualy large and full of puss and bacteria

tha doctor cut off my crouth mon

by bobthenuilderhasadickwart April 11, 2009

Chec da Mon

A way of expressing your views of the sight of a girl that you want your friend to "check out" without anyone knowing.

Nice girl walks past.

"Hey mate, chec da monnnn!"

by Stiffler35 January 30, 2009

Monning

The action of going out to catch pokèmon

Yo brah want to go monning with me

by Mon master July 16, 2016

Oh mon!

A phrase one says when they see something crazy or completely out of the ordinary to show disbelief or shock.

Friend A: Omg, I just saw a naked, homeless man in the park singing back to the birds?
Friend B: Oh mon! Did you bring your camera?

by Missblueiceeyes August 24, 2017

penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018

Mon-Cock

When the shaft of the penis is pulled towards the stomach to a point in which the penis head points downwards (Formally known as a "mon"). Hence "Mon-cock"

The kids got a Mon-cock.

by Pin_dick37 July 4, 2018