leg tears

when someone is so attractive you get wet from just looking at them (turned on/ horny)

“he’s so hot, i have leg tears “
“he’s so good looking a tear just fell down my leg”
“triston is so leng, he gave me leg tears”

by c-deja February 22, 2023

leg sack

A sack full of the harshest insultes know to the modern man

-to be a literal leg

-a replacement swear word in case you're in a dangerous area

"Dude did you see the teacher today? He was being the biggest leg sack"
"I wanted to go out tonight, but my mom was being too much of a leg"

by Mr. Leg November 21, 2014

stroke leg

the end result of a minor stroke had by Bo, used as an excuse to not have to do minor work around the shop. believe also has resulted in a missing pinky toe.

Andy- "hey Bo, can you take out the trash?

Bo- "I would but my stroke leggggggg"

Andy- "its ok, ill have jerry do it"

Jerry- "what?"

Bo- "what you mean what i stole?"

Bo- "you gonna pay me for doin that? i aint had a raise in 10 years, chooey aint gonna pay me"

by big papah August 5, 2009

leg-wich

A dance move; when two people's legs, normally a girl and a guy, intertwine in a "sandwich" fashion. This is when the two are facing each other, and the legs slip into this position: girl's left leg, guy's right leg, girl's right leg, guy's left leg; vice versa.

Person 1: Yeah I was getting pretty comfy between his legs on the dancefloor before we hooked up.
Person 2: So you guys did the leg-wich?

Person 1: Totally. Works every time.

by OnTheDanceFloor August 4, 2009

deer legs

after fucking so long and so hard, and it was so good,when you have to get up to go get a snack and you walk around the room like a newborn deer.

man,the other night I picked up this chick at the bar,we fucked so long I got deer legs!

by bigeasyone March 7, 2010

Leg Hoe

A woman who compulsively places her leg(s) on others.

Celine is such a leg hoe. She always has her legs on Damian when they are hanging out.

by Cyque January 21, 2013

legs apartment

The comeback to the stupidest phrase of all time "arms house"

Guy 1: Did you see the way they beat the shit of that guy?

Guy 2: Yeah that was arms house.

Guy 1: Naa.. it was legs apartment.

Guy 2: Word.

by Glens Garage August 1, 2011