Franklin High School, is a large, recently constructed high school in the middle of a cow field in the small town of Somerset, New Jersey. When it is finally completed in the year 2020, FHS will be undoubtedly the most advanced high school in central Jersey. With its Nazi-like institution regulations, FHS is filled with many opportunities for young adults to gain a head in life. "A head" meaning blowjobs in the bathroom stalls, sexual encounters with science teachers and countless unexpected abortions. Other than the stabbings, ice cream parlor robberies, cocaine busts and suicide conseling, the high school also offers a unique perspective on the performing arts. Your popularity is often judged on how many Spring musicals you appeared in. The current black prinicipal of the school is often seen in the weight room lifting 90lb dumbells while wearing pink spandex and listening to the tunes of Elton John. The security guards of which can be compared to the likes of Dilbert, Aretha Franklin and Tony Soprano, are only present to harass students about their hall pass and are never around when actual trouble arises (ie: fights, sex in the champagne room, c-lo games in the bathroom, etc). The students of course are nonetheless ardent in their progress in education. They are often seen roaming the halls hung over from the hotel/house party the night before (in which only about half a cup of alcohol was consumed). At the very top echelon of the social pyramid lays the elite group of students who not only are worshipped by their fellow peers but the faculty of the school. Reigning the land with their popped lacoste shirts and Abercrombie pantaloons, the kids in this group are perceived to be the coolest kids around when in fact they do nothing but sit in a pool house playing texas hold em and ringing freshmen doorbells. Unforunately for the male population, the only socially acceptable hot vagina around are those of the dance teachers. Nonetheless, BD and MP still got a shit ton of vagina.
Alumni 1: "Hey bro do you want to visit Franklin High School later?
Alumni 2: "Fuck that shit. College is so much better. "
Alumni 1: "True true. Lets get jerky somewhere else and run a train on an FHS Freshman."
Alumni 2: "Fuck that shit. College is so much better. "
Alumni 1: "True true. Lets get jerky somewhere else and run a train on an FHS Freshman."
by Pickle & Penis February 26, 2006
32nd U.S. president, famous for guiding his country through the Great Depression (with the institution of the programs that made up the New Deal) and the second world war. The only president to be elected to more than two terms, Roosevelt was voted into office four times. He served about one year of his fourth term before dying in office. Many people were unaware of his polio during his presidency. Known as 'FDR'.
by Diggity Monkeez April 22, 2005
Franklin middle school is full of rude students and under appreciated teachers and faculty. Your education here is short lived but that may be a good thing.
by Alisson Macgee January 28, 2018
(Franklin and Lamar walk towards the front door)
Lamar Davis: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.
Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga...
(Lamar begins to walk away)
Lamar roasts franklin
Lamar Davis: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.
Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga...
(Lamar begins to walk away)
Lamar roasts franklin
by Solbiaka March 06, 2022
Franklin D. Roosevelt, commonly known as FDR, was the thirty-second president of the US and got America out of the great depression but more by going into WWII then the new deal.
Franklin D. Roosevelt was the only president to break Washington's precedent of not running for more then two terms.
by Us(1.18L) October 30, 2006
a school in massachusetts that has a nice staff, but the kids are very rude. they're mostly preppy/wannabe popular kids wearing hollister, abercrombie, and aeropostale clothing. the guys are mostly sporty douchebags. they're stuck up and they think that they're so awesome, when in reality, nobody cares.
by franklinsucks September 13, 2011
A place in reisterstown of dicks, haters, sluts, bitches, rednecks, preps, nerds, lovers, sex addicts, alcoholics, drug addicts, lacross doushbags, fat ass girls, ugly preps and basically any other kind of person you could ever imagine. Almost everybody smokes, almost everybody talks about everyone else, spanish kids seclude themselves along with Indians and other minorties. Jews form their own cliques and the only good sports team is football. Oh and a lot of people smell bad.
by updownup123456789 March 20, 2011