Hottest kid ever. Best friends with Noah S
Has an amazing girlfriend who's name starts with R and her last name starts with J.He cares for her only. Coolest kid in your school.
Has an amazing girlfriend who's name starts with R and her last name starts with J.He cares for her only. Coolest kid in your school.
by YIUR MUM February 12, 2019
by notelihand May 17, 2022
Eli is an epic gamer who has the biggest brain in the universe. He is sexy beast and has body like no other. He may seem stupid and retarded but once you get to know him you'll want a piece of this sexy beast of a man. He is and inspiration to everyone and will change everything a wise man once said " I will make america great again" but it wont start with him it will start with Eli because he has the power to cange the universe. His car noises are like drugs once you start you just cant stop, his sfx have been featured in some famous movies because his car noises are so accurate. His humor is so funny you will shit yourself, his metaphors are unlike any others they are like a chinese man with diarrea it just fills the entire toilet bowl. Everytime you see Eli he will brighten your day because he is so nice, funny and caring. He is extremely passionate about Shrek and will provide you with everything you need to know about him. I dont think anyone could imagine the world without Eli he has that much of an impact on the world and universe. He is always there for you and you'll want to be there for him, his thicc thighs will glow in the sun and you'll want to rub your face on them and lick them bwcause they are so beautiful. A sexy hunk of a man like this deserves everything in the world. You'll want to please him and give him everything you can just to see him happy. Eli is an amazing person who you'll want to be friends with.
by The sexy hunk of a man September 08, 2020
A very soft person, polite and understanding.also kind and genius.
She will always support in whatever her friends doing.she is very careful in everything.such a good person anyhow!
She will always support in whatever her friends doing.she is very careful in everything.such a good person anyhow!
by Breathablegirl December 27, 2016
Eli is everyone’s dream crush and very funny but no one has the guts to go talk to him. He is so HOT he is sweet and kind he is perfect in so many ways everyone loves Eli’s they are just awesome. Oh Eli
Person1 omg look at that dude he is so cute.
Person 2 I know right he is new here.
Person1 he must me an Eli.
Person 2 I know right he is new here.
Person1 he must me an Eli.
by Larrayisaqueen November 30, 2019
Eli is a fucking cunt who constantly plays Fortnite and sucks a load of dick but has a pretty cool vr headset.
by ZachyComrade July 19, 2019