Crusty cobbler

A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.

Git up with ya crusty cobbler chor

by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021

Nut Cobbler

The act of stretching a large ballsack over one's entire face. (double points if they make fart noises with it)

Girl 1: I heard you had a good time with Guy last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, I started off with some top. He gave be a good nut cobbler, and then he finished.

by CobbleringKid May 07, 2021

Peach Cobbler

A woman with a saggy ass, typically with a magnitude of cellulite around her thighs.

“My god Jos, look at that peach cobbler that Becky got!”

by massivejohnson1738 August 31, 2023

Peach cobbler

Waiting under your bosses desk and honking on Bobo when he sits down.

I gave George a peach cobbler this morning and he's taking me out for a beer.

by Milton Hanford July 01, 2019

Peach Cobbler

A group of girls (peaches) fucking; a lesbian orgy.

The high school cheerleaders got together at Molly’s house and made a peach cobbler.

by Cubic Newt February 28, 2018

Peach Cobbler

A very nice, plump, shapely booty, smeared with Whip Cream.

My wife is serving me some Peach Cobbler tonight, better pick some Whipped Cream up tonight!

by SiggyFresh December 06, 2021

Cum Cobbler

An insult saying some one enjoys devouring seminal fluids.

Last night, i heard sounds of a man calling Donovan a cum cobbler.

by Supreme.Bape__ October 26, 2016