Chode

1. A dick that has a greater circumference than length. (So basically, its just really, really short, but most are pretty girthy)

Girl 1: "I had sex yesterday."
Girl 2: "really? No way?!"
Girl 1: "It was actually pretty lame because it didn't even work. He had a chode."

by K._a._t._i._e._ June 01, 2017

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A penis that is wider then it is long

"Did you hear? Matt has a chode!"

by julescd August 21, 2014

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Ty:damn that kid Noah has a small dick

Fred:Naw he has a chode

by Poodlepoo22 February 23, 2015

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Chode hasn't fucked Anika yet.

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An abnormally small penis, usually ranging from 1-4 inches long when erect.

Damn I saw Thomas' dick the other day and he totally has a chode.

by rubythekitten19 November 04, 2019

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1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"Matt is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 05, 2018

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chodeness

Other word for lameness. Someone who is chode is a lame guy. Boring, not enthusiast, passive people are chode.

by Mystery101 July 13, 2008

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