Carlo

hottest motherfucker you'll ever meet in your life. whenever he says "go suck a dick" i'm tempted to reply with "what if i suck yours?" this man carries 20-inch minimum no cap frfr. you look at his pants and immediately see a bazooka. an absolute massive kahonka doodle. ginemonosaurus. fucking. huge. i'll never forget that one night we spent together under the starry skies.

i'd fuck carlo

by dicksuckersuika October 20, 2022

Carlo

Carlo is that one guy that no one wants to look at or think about unless they want an instant vomit attack. Also the guy that will never be with Bella because she’s out of his reach, also falls a lot.

“wow look at that guy, hes ugly and dum, he must be a Carlo”

by yucksie January 29, 2020

Carlo

Run......... This person will prey on your emotion and use them against you. They never tell the truth......and will eventually fuck your friends

She thought about yhe consequences and instead carloed the situation

by Hi honey Hi August 6, 2017

Carlos

emotional terrorist

Femi: Let's watch a movie
Carlos: Sure, is 6 good?
Femi: Yeah, that's great!

*fast forward to 6*

Femi: Hey, you ready for that movie.
Carlos: Yeah, right after this game.

*Fast forwards to 7*

Femi: Hey, I'm still waiting
Carlos: Haha, this is one long game.

*fast forward to the next morning*

Femi: *kills himself*

by Femi The Feminist December 21, 2022

Carlos

the worst guy ever

"dang carlos you look wierd

by crazyperson102 August 7, 2017

Carlos

Someone overly sexual at everything. Usually Carlos' are secretly gay and try to how it by saying something a straight man would. Also Carlos' usually get horny off of the weirdest things such as incest. Lastly Carlos' are more likely to become child rapists or just rapists.

Man! You can really tell Carlos is really gay just by looking at humor! Gross!

by President Antonio Lapez March 10, 2017

Carlos

The spawn of satan, someone who has sinned 10000 times
.....Hes gay

Carlos is gay

by Quarantine kid June 29, 2020