Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

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natty grass fed athlete

A gym go-er who is a natural athlete who uses Axe and sledge grass fed protein

“Cooper Lutz is a natty grass fed athlete”

by mattserwatka12 September 21, 2021

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Athletes Rest

Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.

1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!

2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!

by Striz January 20, 2009

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Elite Athlete

A young male who exhibits qualities and the physique of a god while performing cross fit

Dude, have you seen Jake
Yeah man, he's an elite athlete

by PeetaMoran August 3, 2017

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CLEAR ATHLETIC CHANNEL

In SPORTS BOOK it is a channel dedicated to any sporting event that has not started yet but set to begin within the channel of record.

It is an opening on THE STRIP to haul ass through the crowd.

Any place where you can play sports for fun with your friends in the neighborhood.

Hey JIOHN ,yes PETER I found the CLEAR ATHLETIC CHANNEL as make sure we secured our bets as you know their is to begin in a punctual manner not too distant in duration from discovery.

Alan got a surprise tonight through the CLEAR ATHLETIC CHANNEL as he might just piss ⁸ over himself to show he is a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEEDOPHILE.

BUTCH wanna come out play basketball as there is a CLEAR ATHLETIC CHANNEL for us to play how we like to play, OK JOE.

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 23, 2021

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