Alligator

A Florida dangerous log

Friend: Hey, look, there is a Florida dangerous log in the lake! Other friend: Wait, what is that? Me: It's an Alligator! Life guard: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE LAKE!

by Galexygirl2711 October 31, 2020

Alligator Grab

When engaging in anal sex with your sweetie and you reach in her vagina and jerk yourself off.

I had to use the alligator grab on the old lady this morning when just being in one orifice just doesn't get it done.

by Half shaft October 31, 2018

Alligator

An animal with 3 letters in its name.

"Name an animal with 3 letters in its name"
"Alligator"

by coincoincoasdwkoicn June 15, 2017

alligator fun time

do be butt fucked with a dildo while eating alligator nuggets, then you proceed to shove them up your asshole.

oh susan we did alligator fun time and i dont think i can recover from it this time

by oofer101 January 23, 2018

alligator jiggling fever

When one uncontrollably mud-rolls similar to how an alligator does.

He's got that alligator jiggling fever, rolling all over that swamp.

by Burnam123 April 24, 2024

alligator grind

Two west by god rednecks fuckin each other in the swamp ass!

I just put the alligator grind on Rupert down in the valley of Anus.

by Unkie Dunkz June 13, 2024

Colorado alligator

The tread thrown from a semi truck on the interstate. Any retread lost on the road.

Holy shit did you see that Colorado alligator it was the biggest one I've ever seen.

by Stelios Kontos June 28, 2016