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welsh wheel barrow

An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak and her grip will become inadequate leading to her letting go and falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby. (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary. The Welsh Wheel Barrow has been performed since as early as 620 B.C. And stands today as one of the greatest pre sex positions.

Warning: This sexual position is extremely advanced and requires a wealth of experience from both parties, if performed correctly Both man and woman will enjoy the fruits of its labor. If performed correctly it can lead to severe consequences both psychologically and physically. Try at your own risk.
I met this girl at the bar and she gave me a double handed squeezer rimmy so I figured it she would be the perfect girl to try the Welsh Wheel Barrow with, I was not disappointed.
by BBC Commander January 4, 2024
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Welsh Miner

One who digs deep at the office parties, taking particular glee suckling colleagues in the lift shaft
Did you see what Craig did with that lass at the Christmas Doo? He's a right welsh miner that lad!
by Just4Laughs September 9, 2010
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chilli welsh cake

When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it
Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake
by Welsh cheese March 28, 2015
mugGet the chilli welsh cakemug.

Welsh

a more common definition of someone who is sexually attracted to sheep
Is that guy over there fucking a sheep?
Don't worry, he's Welsh
by remaininlight_ January 26, 2020
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spicy welsh

Someone who is from Wales and is spicy (see spicy)
They are Welsh, but not just Welsh: spicy Welsh; like Tom Jones.
by SammyJohnson June 26, 2021
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