Taint stank

The rancid body odor that emits from a man's taint (the area between the ball sack and the asshole) usually after sweating or exerting some sort of effort.

DUDE1: "Dude, after doing that workout I've got some EPIC taint stank."

DUDE2: "Yeah, dude, I know... I can smell it from here."

by GAActor June 7, 2010

Taint

The taint in relation to the human anatomy is the sensitive stretch of skin in between a males genitals and his anus.
In reference to a woman a taint is the stretch of skin in between the base of the Vagina and the anus

Damn Tristan don't blow a Taint.

by A Goocher April 5, 2015

snoozy taint

Snoozy taint is the result of riding a bike (regular or exercise) too long causing your taint to fall asleep.

"Jenn caught snoozy taint yesterday after her long bike ride, it was 10 minutes before she could walk."

by Bear Rogers June 16, 2018

Cubicle Taint

The cubicle wall dividing you and the asshole who works in the cube next to you.

I have a sweet picture of your mom hanging up on my cubicle taint at work.

by Matt and Blaine December 10, 2010

Taint Tugger

A person who tugs on another person's taint. Taint tugging is generally considered an act of sexual harassment in most societies.

"That Taint Tugger! He tugged my taint. Now it's as sore as slut in a cactus field."

by Lance Wackerle November 29, 2011

taint chain

A chain of 10 links or more, typically made of the most exotic metals, hanging from ones taint.

My taint chain goes hard

by Bufonics January 4, 2018

Taint Turner

A "Taint Turner" is the official term for a double rim job in which two people lick each other's butt holes AT THE SAME TIME. It's kind of like "69" except one person must arch their back in order for the deed to be achieved. It is not for the faint of heart or Mormons.

Remember that one time when we did the "Taint Turner" after eating Indian food.

by Rimmy Jimmy March 13, 2014