section incest

When two people in the same section in marching band get into a relationship.

Did you hear that those two trumpets are dating
Dang man that’s some section incest

by martha56 November 29, 2019

Student Section

A student section is a place where students go to party while watching sports on Friday nights. They cheer and taunt the other team (especially a rival team). Seniors usually run the student section, but there have been cases of students as young as 14 (freshmen) running it.

Moorpark's student section is called the Madhouse, Newbury Park's the Panther Pit, and Simi's the Maroon Mob. Basically what they do is cheer and taunt teams.

by Indopride April 7, 2020

Section 1

The section in the school lunchroom that gets called for everything unlike section 3

Section 1 library passes
Section 3: This is common

by baconaspk March 13, 2020

Comments Section

What every one of these definitions needs.

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I hate this definition, written by this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche bag, but a "thumbs-down" button doesn't properly quantify the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, where I given the chance... If only there were a COMMENTS SECTION, I could at least let them know my feelings by saying something whitty, like 'shut-up, commi scumbag' , that would teach 'em"

by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020

PC-Section Scar

A line on the skin similar to a C-Section scar but is above the abs and below the chest. Caused by spending too much time on the computer while slouching.

Dude #1 "Dude, I'm talking to this hot girl online and she sent me some pictures, check it out."

Dude #2 "Dude, it's obvious you met her online, she's got a PC-Section scar."

by Chuck R0ast March 5, 2011

Ghetto Sectional

A type of couch that is created when one pushes an office chair, dining room chair, etc. up against the front of a couch to rest one's feet on.

Ah... I've got my cheese puffs, the MLP: FIM Season 1 DVD, and I just made a ghetto sectional. It's on.

by Percival Sweetwater II September 23, 2011

Section 59

A notice issued by police in the United Kingdom when seizing someone’s car, usually as a result of dangerous driving, or for having illegal modifications.

“Do you think they can tell if my car is mapped?”

“I don’t know bro, but if they can, they’ll probably give you a Section 59.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023