The kinky scale

A scale starting from vanila to like proper chains and whips shit. 1 -10...1 being just missionary...10 he needs a fucking leesh

Wow he’s about an 8 on the kinky scale
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He’s like 2 he’s into a few things but not much

by Iwanttofuckforaliving October 15, 2018

Fauciian Scale

A measurement scale, from one to ten used to describe how seriously a person takes the CDC’s recommendation to wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19 and to practice social distancing

One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two

Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four

Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)

That asshole never wears a mask even though he sells tickets at a bus station. He’s a “one” on the Fauciian scale.

Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess they’re a nine on the Fauciian scale and we’re only a seven.

I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale

by PoorDavid October 29, 2020

marriage scale

Term use to describe how likely you are going to be considered to get married with.

Alex: "Jason you are on the lowest marriage scale."
Jason: "Phuck, I'll be the last one to be considered to get married with"

_ Jason Shin

by Jason Milburn July 8, 2014

Shichter Scale

A scale ranging from 1, being the lowest, to 10, being the highest, that indicates the intensity of the smell radiating from a shit.

Oh God...that shit smells awful. That's at least a 7 on the Shichter Scale.

by Matt D. Underwood July 5, 2008

bordom scale

ur bordum

my bordum is a 9 on the bordum scale

mine is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 on the bordom scale

by loklokloklok.lokdirk February 4, 2020

The Enchilada Scale

The ultimate measurement for how attractive someone or something is, it is not just a measure of looks, but also of personally (if you put an enchilada in the microwave, the inside gets hot as well). It is a scale of 1-10 minutes with seconds as well, 3-4 minutes is average)

Hugh Jackman is a solid 8 on The Enchilada Scale. Donald Trump is a 15 second enchilada.

by Enchilada Man March 20, 2019

dicktor scale

a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.

Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"

by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009