Penis

something that is disgusting and squishy / men don't know how to use correctly

my sphinx (hairless cat) looks better than any penis I've ever seen

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz9203 February 11, 2021

Penis

A long sticking thing where it's used when fucking! Use it with your fucker, damn it! Here, that little piece of shit!

My fucking gay friend: "Stick your fucking penis out!"
Me: "Shut up, fucker! I'm trying!"
Then I really did.
My fucking gay friend: "Your fucking piece of shit! You ass hole! I'll fuck with you! Oral sex! Penetrating sex! Anal Sex!"

by I'll eat you March 9, 2021

Penis

A thing that wobbles around and girls love so much. They want to lick it and put it inside there vagina.

"Omg. His penis is so hot that I wanna swallow it."

by Sexy Gurl that LOOOVES teaa June 14, 2019

Penis

Somthin you like to shove up your ass

“That’s a big penis!”

by Sugmanuts420 October 21, 2019

Penis

Penis

Penis

by solidpiss_1247 August 30, 2020

Penies

When a guys penis is enormously huge. The guy is not hard it is just naturally huge as a hippo. A girl usually enjoys this during sexual intercourse because it will give them more pleasure. But guys if you have this, don't do it to a virgin because her vagina will explode, meaning her cherry will pop and you will have blood all over your Penies penis.

I have a Penies penis and my girlfriend enjoys sex and she moans louder than a jackhammer.

by kapaspatcha August 26, 2008

penis

The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.

my penis hurts

by asdjfrwiogjioqwajgr September 26, 2008