by popegaynor June 30, 2022
As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.
Never again, she is a mummy in bed.
I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex
I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex
by Gojai August 23, 2017
Mummy or Mum is the most beautiful, godly, wonderful, euphoric, weird, great cook, cuddler, kisser, snuggler, sharer in the world! I love my mum to bits x
by Madison Butler January 23, 2019
Mum/Mummy is a godly, beautiful, loving, euphoric, funny, kind, silly and the weirdest person you will ever know. She will always have your back, more than your friends do!
by Madison Butler January 23, 2019
A younger persons way of saying mum. And if you're over 16 and still calling your mum mummy get your fucken act together and get a job
16 year old: mummy when's dinner?!
Mum: GROW UP AND CALL ME MUM!!! And dinner will be ready in five minutes
Mum: GROW UP AND CALL ME MUM!!! And dinner will be ready in five minutes
by Trolling since 01 January 30, 2017
Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.
Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏
by Fantastic4skinz January 05, 2025