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hobo mafia

the organization of hobos/bums that conspire to take your food, your money, and your left shoe when you dont give them change but have a pocket full of quarters,nickles, dimes,etc
the hobo mafia will come after you if you dont give them your change...
by zayl October 24, 2006
mugGet the hobo mafiamug.

Pussy Mafia

Pussy Mafia is a Groupchat that consists of the funniest and upcoming ironic meme pages who have ascended humor on instagram. It's gaining popularity and their rival, irony house, is declining. the group consist of some recognizable irony accounts such as.....
hoodirony, sandniggababy16, spsz6000, robloxmemepage and is lead by slapnut.ig
Cmon, let me join Pussy Mafia

Honestly I think Pussy Mafia is better than irony house
by Saint_mayor_mcduggle August 31, 2019
mugGet the Pussy Mafiamug.

Dance Mafia

A group of very close dancers, usually of the modern/ballet persuasion. They are so close because they are constantly in rehearsal and class together. Then, on the weekends they go out and party together. Also, they try to leave each other after rehearsal but they end up standing somewhere outside the studio to talk about the latest gossip. They usually have a bunch of inside jokes that are not actually funny to a normal person. Examples of this might be, "Nice yoga matt, ass hole." or "Oh, Shareen."
Dance Mafia Member #1: Yo, it's Shareen's birthday this weekend, you know what that means?

Dance Mafia Member #2: Dance Mafia Partay!!!!!!
by awesomegal12 March 23, 2011
mugGet the Dance Mafiamug.

Alphabet Mafia

Person 1: “hay are you a member of the alphabet mafia
Person 2: “yasss queen”
by Rise step-chickens December 10, 2020
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Clarinet Mafia

Clarinet Mafia is usually a friend group consisting of 6 people. Usually the people’s names would be something like Samantha, Ashely, Alberto, Izabelle, Mia, and Habran but there is always room for more. The Clarinet Mafia group can always have ups and downs but will always stay together. The Clarinet Mafia usually uses phrases such as oh yes, shut up, indeed and many more. The Clarinet Mafia truly is something special. Everyone wants to join a Clarinet Mafia.
Their friend group is in fact a Clarinet Mafia.
by yesohyesohno November 9, 2020
mugGet the Clarinet Mafiamug.

corporate mafia

The barab glirner who really run the political show in the USA and all other Westernized countries in the world. They get bullshit laws passed that we are forced to obey without giving us the chance to exercise our democratic right to speak up against them, for instance the law that releases corporations from the responsibility of cleaning up pollution in hydraulic fracturing, and the Ten Strikes Law. They also have dubious sweetheart deals with countries that hate us and finance terrorism. NISM?
The corporate mafia are responsible for the mindless shit that we see on the primetime TV channels these days.
by pentozali August 24, 2011
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Wattpad mafia

The wattpad book that is about two people in the mafia falling in love. It is often an enemies to lovers situation.
Person 1: I want a wattpad mafia love story.
Person 2: You really don’t, you’d get killed,
by Hotgurlshit June 11, 2021
mugGet the Wattpad mafiamug.

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