You a Lie

Something some students in Washington say when a friend, family member, etc tells a lie.

Roots: "You a Lie" is used most frequently, and was brought up from the TV show "Meet the Browns."

Josh: So what did you do in Arizona?

Jacob: I invented the teleportation device.

Josh: YOU A LIE!

by JPdude6 April 10, 2010

The Cake is a Lie

When they say there is cake, but there is an alternate motive that usually ends in ones humiliation/demise.

Jeffrey Bonheimer: Man, I am so glad my ex-wife decided to invite me over to her basement for cake, even though I won the custody battle over the children!
Evan Sailhamer: Jeff man, isn't it obvious?
Jeffrey Bon-whatever: Is what obvious Easy E?
Easy Evan: The cake is a lie man. Like, it is blatantly obvious

by J-goat C-Mote May 11, 2013

Faggot Lie

Stupid lie one makes in the past in an attempt to look cool. Often these are forgotten by most but then they are embarrassingly brought up several months or even years later.

Joseph: Hey man remember that time you said you took 60 hits of acid in the seventh grade?
Reese: Fuck you I can't believe I would say that.
Joseph: Hahahahahaha faggot lie.

by faggot lie police November 6, 2011

lie-arrhea

(n),a condition which afflicts chronic liars, occurring when one's lies beget more and more, sufficiently infusing a conversation with a liar to be chock-full of untruths.

" Comedian Earl Crown is hilarious but appears to have a wicked case of the verbal squirts.
His barely-contained lie-arrhea is hilarious hyperbole, but involves people we know, and contains little to no actual resemblance to the truth.Still, if he can beat lawusits,he should keep it up!"

by angela devoti June 30, 2006

Lie Tumor

When someone tries all deceitful ways to cover up any previous falsehoods, or to avoid looking incompetent, inefficient, or untrustworthy in the face of difficulties or new ethical challenges.

An unhealthy number of senior math and science editorial staff in Singapore, who are shortchanging dozens of authors and their publishers, have contracted the lie tumor, as they selfishly take up key positions that are beyond their abilities or capabilities.

by MathPlus January 3, 2019

False lie

Purposly claiming a known truth is a lie.

Jamie said that Minecraft doesn't exist but that is a false lie

by Melee1114 January 19, 2019

Lie Feed

Newspeak for Live Feed as in the live feed from the underwater camera on the oil leak in the GOM that was discovered to be an eight second loop while the camera's clock continued to show real time elapsing.

Hey, let's watch the real time camera from the BP oil leak in the Gulf Of Mexico and watch them put the cap on the leak. Oh, you mean the eight second loop?
We call that the LIE FEED!

by PEARKAY June 3, 2010