jones soda

I shot a load in my pants after trying FUFU Berry!
by Wang Inhurbut September 22, 2003
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Mumkey jones

Shitty youtuber taken off youtube for pedophilia commonly known as James choi's boyfriend
Mumkey jones is a pedophile, mumkey jones is a pedophile, mumkey jones is a pedophile who rapes kids (sung to the tune of row your boat)
by James ju won choi November 01, 2019
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Freddie Jones

A kid that thinks coming to work with a hangover means you are an alcoholic and have a disease.
Dewey: Alright, look. Here's the deal: I've got a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Random kid: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddie: It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey: Wrong!
Freddie: You wouldn't come to work hungover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease.
Dewey: Hm. Hm. What's your name?
Freddie: Freddie Jones
Dewey: Hm. Freddie Jones, SHUT UP!
by Annabel L. December 19, 2010
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amaka jones

A typical Igbo Nigerian babe; tall, smart, babygirl-for-life attitude. She doesn’t take no for an answer.

Can be used simultaneously for fun and member of chop-life-gang.
She is independent, kind hearted and extroverted. Mostly sanguine

Founder of Babygirl for life worldwide
Amaka Jones this party
Put your Amaka Jones pants on
by Amaka Jones February 04, 2020
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James Jones

A well-educated, very muscular African American male who enjoys recreation in the gentleman's game of American football and is a role model to many aspiring younglings. Wears a sleeveless turtleneck.
James Jones gets money, and money=pussy, and pussy=hoes, and if you get hoes you can be James Jones.

Consider James Jones. A lion amongst a pack of grazing gazelles.

James Jones YAC is outta this world man,
by Smokin' J January 24, 2013
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in cahootz with jones

to be extremely wasted as a result of drinking a mass amount of beer or any other item that gets you wasted
"Damn!" "He just fell off the porch!" "That swolepiece has been drinkin since noon, he is in cahootz with jones."
by Noel Roman December 01, 2006
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Owen Jones

Owen Jones are know for being the bigger nonce know to man. Some may day they are one the same level as Jimmy Savile, but Owen Jones can be described as worst, not just liking little girl, but also little boys of ages 12 and below
"Oh that guy is Owen Jones"
by xyesyesyesyesx May 11, 2022
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