Blumpkinday (Dec. 28)

On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.

(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)

Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.

Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.

by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024

Dec 6th

prettiest, bestest, coolest bday ever.

only the coolest people are born on Dec 6th!

by hatchetxxx May 01, 2022

dec 6

zach doesn’t have to go to school!!!

zach gets to stay home on dec 6

by sbdish December 05, 2021

Dec 4

the day you tell that sophomore girl who's only 2 years younger than you that you like her

"Hey I really like you"
"Oh fr, me too"
"i wasn't gonna tell you but it's Dec 4 I had to"

by Extra wtf December 02, 2023

Dec 4

Kiss your girlfriend/boyfriend or hug her

Dec 4: kiss or hug gf/bf

by Dumbbbyy December 03, 2021

Dec 3

When its third of December and you need to give your girlfriend/ side-hoe a sweater or hoodie, she must give you sloppy toppy, as written in Law 34. of Section 7

Gf: Hey bae its Dec 3, you know what that means?
Bf: You get a sweater and i get head 🤝

by Longballsguy December 03, 2023

upper dec

a response in which refers to anything that can be described as generally pretty good

How was your date?
She was upper dec.

by kathryn musle December 14, 2007