steel chair

1- A metal instrument used for sitting.

2- More commonly related to wrestling where this basic insutrument can become a weapon of violence, pain, rage, anger, surprisingly, satisfaction.

Oh no, he's going for the steel chair!

by ..::matthew::.. July 16, 2004

squidward on a chair

The chair that squidward sits on is half way in fact.

Woooh Half Way There OOOOH SqUIdwARD oN a ChaiR.

by When You Means Tree February 11, 2018

Orgasm Chair

A chair with a dildo/vibrator attatched to it. A person, normally female but often male, is strapped in and has the dildo turned on, while they have the time of their life.

I had a go on my grandmother's Orgasm Chair.

by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003

Chair Envy

-adj- One who desires to sit in the chair you have. Sometimes it's the last chair, sometimes it's not even your chair, but you long to sit down and be comfortable.

The people on the stairs looked over at us, and in their eyes we could see the chair envy.

by shamrock2580 August 2, 2009

Chair Vulture

Someone who waits in ambush, waiting for the unsuspecting victim to leave there chair, then swoops down to claim there seat.

Josh stole my seat he is such a chair vulture!!!!

by Brick October 13, 2004

Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

to get chaired

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area

To get chaired tutorial!!

twitter.com/cigsfortheig/status/1373978783963738115?s=19

by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022