A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.
This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.
Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.
Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"
"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019
Get the beta moonmug. Beta Male: "Ugh you guys are such betas, i'm a chad alpha male"
Someone with sense: "if I'm such a Beta-Male, you're the prime example of one"
Someone with sense: "if I'm such a Beta-Male, you're the prime example of one"
by SirColdcrown August 12, 2022
Get the Beta-Malemug. Hey Mark, I'm flying into NYC for the weekend. Do you know any places to pick up chicks?
Yeah, That place is crawling with tail, but you better work on your beta game as 80% of those dumb ho's voted for Hillary.
Yeah, That place is crawling with tail, but you better work on your beta game as 80% of those dumb ho's voted for Hillary.
by alphaBloodLines October 10, 2017
Get the beta gamemug. A social situation when one male friend calls out another in a group to allay or deflect from their own insecurities. Reasons for why this is done are not yet understood.
Me and Jake went out last night. He kept calling me out and saying things that made me look bad. It was a complete Beta-max situation.
by Armin Hammer January 29, 2020
Get the Beta-maxmug. compound noun
1. A visible mass of condensed beta males floating in a bar or club, typically surrounding a single female.
2. An indistinct or billowing mass of weakness, especially of a group of males all fiddling with their cellphones and incapable of face-to-face communication with the female they are crowding over.
3. A state or cause of gloom, suspicion, trouble, or worry, especially for an alone, single female in an establishment that sells alcohol.
1. A visible mass of condensed beta males floating in a bar or club, typically surrounding a single female.
2. An indistinct or billowing mass of weakness, especially of a group of males all fiddling with their cellphones and incapable of face-to-face communication with the female they are crowding over.
3. A state or cause of gloom, suspicion, trouble, or worry, especially for an alone, single female in an establishment that sells alcohol.
"My friend disappeared behind a beta cloud in the middle of the dance floor."
"A beta cloud passed over Jessica's face after she passed out at the bar."
Girl 1, "Did Jessica ever make it out of the bar yesterday? She's hasn't answered any of my texts since then."
Girl 2, "The last time I saw her, she was engulfed by a beta cloud on her way to the bathroom. Hey, you win some and you lose some."
"A beta cloud passed over Jessica's face after she passed out at the bar."
Girl 1, "Did Jessica ever make it out of the bar yesterday? She's hasn't answered any of my texts since then."
Girl 2, "The last time I saw her, she was engulfed by a beta cloud on her way to the bathroom. Hey, you win some and you lose some."
by Gdrw October 8, 2017
Get the beta cloudmug. When someone skips multiple gym sessions they learn how to beta weld. Only the biggest beta bitches who skip gym can learn this
by Alpha Male/God69 July 1, 2021
Get the Beta Weldingmug. by memerwithabritishaccent December 10, 2019
Get the Beta testermug.