Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!
Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.
by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024
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Barber

WoW yOu ReAlLy NeED tO cOnSuLt WiTh YoUr BaRbEr
by THELIFEADISER February 20, 2020
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Barber

A person who is misleading or pretends to not like what he/she is doing
The leader of this Amino is such a barber
by Mundee05 July 26, 2019
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barber

cool; heat; awesome; swag; above other(s); drip

seeing something that is super well put together, well thought out, or an expression
Ruby: damn his outfits hella tight, look how nicely it’s put together!

Tierney: forreal that shits barber asf
by Tierbey August 14, 2021
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Barber

A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"

Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.

For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!

The day was going really well until I got barbered.....

Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
by The Man of Kent March 05, 2024
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Michael Barber

hey that guy Michael Barber, have you seen him?
hes in my walls
by slick bin March 30, 2022
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Emily rose barber

Best person in the whole wide world, she is so hot that nobody can even contain the level of hotness, every time she looks at anyone they melt instantly, she is so funny and smart and she is dating Dylan o brien. So her new name is Emily o brien
Ooh it’s Dylan’s wife, Emily rose barber
by Hotemmy September 13, 2020
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