bread test

The bread test is when you are having someone clean your toilet. After they are finished cleaning your toilet you wipe it down with a piece of bread. If its clean, you eat it. If its dirty they eat it.

"My son lied to me about cleaning the toilets, so I made him take the bread test."

"How did it go?"

"He's still inside throwing up."

by pickle peter December 17, 2013

Bread bondo

When someone eats a sandwich made with cheap white bread, and afterwards, the bread fills in the spaces/gaps between their teeth. Making it look like their teeth have been bondo'ed over. The person never knows it, but everyone they talk to notices.

DUDE: Yo man, did you see, I bet Greg had a Wonderbread sandwich for lunch.

MAN: How do you know?

DUDE: You didn't see? When he was talking, his teeth were all bread bondo'ed over. I was so distracted, I don't even know what he was saying

MAN: Bread bondo.... Gross!

Submitted by Paul & Art

by Paul&Art March 10, 2016

bread sliced

Getting your hair cut...

Tim: Hey John did you do something to your hair?
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.

Example 2--

John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."

by slipperywizard December 19, 2011

Doge bread

No its not a doge breed its a Doge BREAD.

I went to the supermarket to buy some doge bread.

by dogebread January 25, 2023

Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.

That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!

by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010

High bread

Slang term; Money for marijuana. The money you set aside for buying weed.

Jay: Let me borrow twenty bucks, bro. I'll pay you back.
Roddy: Can't man. This is my high bread.
Jay: Damn. I was going to spend the twenty on weed, too.
Roddy: Get out.

by Cliffle July 13, 2011

Moldy Bread

a discolored, wrinkly, and stinky old person with acne problems.

Judge Judy is Moldy Bread.

by BilboJohnson February 27, 2010