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Get the LT Barber mug.Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.
by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017
Get the barber spank mug.A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"
Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.
For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.
For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!
The day was going really well until I got barbered.....
Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
The day was going really well until I got barbered.....
Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
by The Man of Kent March 5, 2024
Get the Barber mug."Actually it's not bad, I love the feeling of breathing in andeverything tasting and smelling like blood. It's awesome, it doesn't make me feel like I'm bleeding out at all!" That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.
by The Retr0 June 11, 2017
Get the Barber Line mug.When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
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