jewish bath

When sumone loads up on cologne or perfume instead of taking a shower because they dont wanna use too much water.

I dont think he even showered man, smells to me like he just took a quick jewish bath before coming.

by blingtastic January 10, 2008

Jewish Lovehandles

Moneybags hanging from the hips in the shape of lovehandles.

Man, did you see Meyer Wolfshiem's Jewish lovehandles?

by Bob Condor October 17, 2006

Jewish Mexican

A Mexican with a coupon.

That Jewish Mexicans faster than a bullet because he has a coupon!!!

by DADAD March 15, 2008

Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.

Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.

by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016

Jewish Pizza

A shit that you find in your bathroom sink that was left there by your crazy uncle visiting for the holidays after a 4 day heroin binge where he survived off heroin yoohoo pickled sausage and string cheese the whole time

I don't eat jewish pizza first thing in the morning...

by AronBeachSide May 15, 2015

Jewish Carwash

When one receives a "free carwash" from the rain.

Person 1- Hey look it's raining!
Person 2- Yep, its a Jewish Carwash, better get the car out there.

by pillsn June 29, 2013

Jewish Milk

The first and last drink of the Milk. either in a gallon or carton.

Will you finish the milk off? I don't drink Jewish Milk

by Cuntnee November 11, 2010