Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!
by Doc_Camber January 28, 2017
Get the tia tequilamug. This is a move performed on a women by a man typically. The woman lays on flat on her stomach with her legs straight. The man straddles her legs, spreads her buttocks open and inserts his tongue into her anus. He takes a tequila bottle (or alcohol of choice), and pours it down her buttcrack and slurps it up. If done correctly, some tequila will seep inside her anus, and some will be drunk by the man. First coined in the blitz whores server for the game Day of Defeat: Source in the year 2022. The server is still going strong after 20 years.
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Get the Facebook Tequilamug. Ultimate bone helping juice
A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.
Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.
“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.
A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.
Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.
“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.
-I'm going to the store, do you want anything ?
-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.
-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.
-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.
-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018
Get the Tequilamug. 