tia tequila

Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!

"We were sick of body shots, so we decided to do Tia Tequilas."

by Doc_Camber January 28, 2017

Tequila Girl

Ani

The tequila girl funded Spurs’s expansion.

by Bouncer Shawn March 3, 2022

Tequila Waterfall

This is a move performed on a women by a man typically. The woman lays on flat on her stomach with her legs straight. The man straddles her legs, spreads her buttocks open and inserts his tongue into her anus. He takes a tequila bottle (or alcohol of choice), and pours it down her buttcrack and slurps it up. If done correctly, some tequila will seep inside her anus, and some will be drunk by the man. First coined in the blitz whores server for the game Day of Defeat: Source in the year 2022. The server is still going strong after 20 years.

I did a tequila waterfall on her and she said she got more drunk from it.

by Muffinz | blitz January 31, 2025

Tequila Tank

A big man who lives in Firestone Colorado and he is a underage drinker

Tequila Tank lit it up at Santiago’s

by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024

Tequila sunrise

A golden shower from a woman who is pissing blood.

The wife has a bad UTI, so my Saturday golden shower turned into a tequila sunrise.

by Doc_Boc June 6, 2018

Facebook Tequila

When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.

“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.

by SuzieSays November 30, 2020

Tequila

Ultimate bone helping juice

A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.

Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.

“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.

-I'm going to the store, do you want anything ?

-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.

-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018