Tequilla

A liquor made distilled from fermented agave. Gullible people buy it with a worm in the bottle or they buy Patron.

Tequilla is mostly used in shots, margaritas, and tequilla sunrises. If you're trying to lessen the experience of the shot, the correct order is salt lick, tequilla shot, lime bite.

For some reason or other, it has a reputation for causing excessive drunkenness. Probably due to psychological effects.

A: This tequilla tastes like how rubber cement smells.

B: Then maybe you should stop sipping it - it's not a sipping liquor!

by caramelized_onions August 1, 2012

tequila

Jose Cuervo is the normal way of intoxication by tequila...it will knock you out before you can say "aye caramba!!"

takes shot feels okay does 7 more...out like a light

by Rust6188 June 20, 2005

Tequila Hardman

Also known as Tequila Suicide stage 2, for this you need no salt or lime just take the tequila shot and snort er. Goes straight to the brain

Duuuude last week we did some tequila hardman and couldnt walk for the next three days

by SheeR ViolencE June 19, 2011

tila tequila

The #1 most popular girl on myspace
She's been on the news and on this months cover of "stuff magazine" shes pretty much every where you look

You: Who is this girl tila tequila I have been seeing every where?
Me: Tila tequila is the most popular girl on myspace!

by rastabill89 August 31, 2008

tequila

An alcoholic drunk commonly abused by college students. Also the only good thing ot ever come from Mexico.

I took 10 tequila shots in fifteen minutes and then passed out on the floor.
Jose Cuervo is the best tequila.

by Da Jello Pimp April 1, 2003

tila tequila

A famous model, singer, and entertainer. She had a show on MTV called "A Shot At Love", where she revealed she was a bisexual, and 16 boys and 16 girls all competed for her love. Tila Tequila has 2 million+ friends on MySpace, and she has been featured in Maxim, Time, Blender, King, and more. Her real name is Tila Nguyen.

I love Tila Tequila!

I have a huge poster of Tila Tequila in my bedroom.

by noob1ly July 3, 2008

Tila Tequila

A hot Asian girl who's Xanga was deleted for being "too popular". Then MySpace, which was just starting out, invited Tila and she invited all her friends.
Later MTV made a crappy show starring Tila to add on to their crappy music.

Tila Tequila is like the Asian Paris Hilton except smarter and can correct your math homework.

by Dan Pruns February 28, 2008