A Tellinq is human,
not a real human a computer,
not a real computer a laptop,
not a real laptop a phone.
If you made a spelling mistake he will FIND you
not a real human a computer,
not a real computer a laptop,
not a real laptop a phone.
If you made a spelling mistake he will FIND you
by Topu July 1, 2022
Get the Tellinq mug.The mean aunt that rolls her eyes when you breathe. She sounds like a five year-old and acts like one. A big loser. Tries hard to sing but ends up sounding like pig being chopped.
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Noun.
Pronounced: tek-lee
Meaning "to lick your hand and spank a chick's ass before intercourse". Usually the hand is licked after eating something sweet so the hand slightly sticks to the woman's bottom.
Usually used on women from Eritrea
Pronounced: tek-lee
Meaning "to lick your hand and spank a chick's ass before intercourse". Usually the hand is licked after eating something sweet so the hand slightly sticks to the woman's bottom.
Usually used on women from Eritrea
by StephenHarperLover October 18, 2010
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After earning a degree from community college, Bob married Barbara and they left the shitty side of East Tennessee and moved to Telico Village, where they could disregard anyone who isn't them and live in peace.
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Get the Telico Village mug.Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2013
Get the telling me your limo is triple parked mug.(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 24, 2013
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