Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

Te Rina

A beautiful, smart girl who hates life

Te Rina's life is perfect but she doesn't like living.

by urmum_lmao November 21, 2021

te amo un chorro

Basically just saying I love you a lot. Because chorro means diarrhea and when you have diarrhea you poop A LOT so I love you a lot. Te amo un chorro

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: te amo un chorro tambien

by mudddz May 7, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Mas Te Vale TeMas<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mas Te Vale TeMas<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mas Te Vale TeMas<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

te

pronoun: used to refer a person that doesn't identify as a man/women, to replace the pronouns they/them
noun: a nonbinary person

James said that te wanted to help me move into my new house
What did te want to do?

by Skull Beats August 10, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>La Abuela Cubana De Angel Jose RObles Te Vas A Mete La Mano Y Señarte Algo<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>La Abuela Cubana De Angel Jose RObles Te Vas A Mete La Mano Y Señarte Algo<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>La Abuela Cubana De Angel Jose RObles Te Vas A Mete La Mano Y Señarte Algo<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

amo-te

Portuguese way to say "I love you".

"Amo-te! - Ugh get a life!"

by XXIcenturyRockN'Roller September 5, 2017