Obama-tard

A mindless follower/worshipper of Obama, the Messiah. They care not for the truth about the crap that he does and his hate of America. They think he's the most wonderful president ever just because of his race.

Obama-tard : OMG OMG THANK YOU MISTER PRESIDENT!!! THANK YOU!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! *mentally bows down in worship*

by WisdomIsPriceless February 20, 2011

succ tard

The retarded middle school kids at the back of the bus who blast shitty music that only the disabled find enjoyable. Most of the time these are the same people who go home and succ their sisters cocks.

Chris: yo josh, can you believe how many succ tards there were on the bus today?
Josh: yeah I know! I just wish I could throw their speaker out the window so it lands under the tires.

by Super succ 07 September 28, 2018

Twi-Tard

people (usually over the age of 15) that are way too excited to see any twilight film.

All of my friends went to see Twilight when it opened; what twi-tards.

by suck it mama November 20, 2009

tard coddling

Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.

I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.

by Max Pivo February 27, 2009

uber-tarded

Retarded to the max. Of/or being retarded alot or extremely.

n00b: where do i get gold from?

pr0: are u like uber-tarded? just go kill something.

by qwerty1337asdf March 20, 2008

Tard Safari

The event of a pack of tards breaking the door open in tard class, leaving them free to waddle out and whoop all over school, wreaking havoc among all the normal students.

*CRASH!!!!!*
tards: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
guy1: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN!!
guy2: What's going on??
tards: *waddle through the cafeteria, flipping tables with tard-strength*
guy1: Its a fucking Tard Safari!
guy2: Aw shit, lets get out of here!!

by Tomalo October 10, 2011

tard rage

when a retard is sent into a rage acquiring super-human strength

dude, don't piss him off, or he'll break out the tard rage

by daddy March 8, 2004