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Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.
Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.
by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018
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Swamp Donkeys

A Massive Small or Large mouth bass, commonly found in a pond as there is smaller surface area for the swamp donkeys to control.
Dale: You Catch Anything?
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There
by DaleWithTheKlan69 May 6, 2020
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Swamp Donkey

A Canadian term used to describe a Moose in the wild.
Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this
by Walkerjet April 11, 2020
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Swamp Donkey

(noun) insult; description of nasty; an ass (donkey) that's like a swamp (smoldering, humid, and sweaty).
I can't believe he fell for HER! She's a swamp donkey! Yek Shrek Shit the bed Fred!
by Killynit23 April 19, 2022
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Swamp Donkey

Country boy's dirty, smelly automobile resembling a swamp creature.
Whoa that truck is a big ole swamp donkey dirt pit cess pool foul
by Mellyaura May 10, 2018
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swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"
look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..
by big skeng October 14, 2011
mugGet the swamp donkeymug.

Swamp Donkey

A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves
by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015
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