shweet

The term used to mean the opposite of "sweet" in a pseudo-sarcastic way.

"Dude, yesterday I was fired, got home to find an eviction notice, turned around to see my car being towed, and then saw my girlfriend making out with some asshole..."
"shweet..."

by Amlethae December 13, 2004

Sqwee

Sound made when tring to make your friend pee in their pants.

Sqwee!

by Patti! March 5, 2003

Noble Steed

A weird boy in your highschool who walks by himself to class. He has long hair and upsidedown ears. he has an extreamly hott sister and he enjoys hockey and x box. He recieved the name noble steed because he is everyones bitch

hey noble steed...go get me a drink!

by Dyln563 January 31, 2008

shweet

A social media post, especially a tweet, composed whilst taking a shit.

Please disregard Donald's early morning shweet. He was probably constipated.

by leadgeek June 10, 2017

Shween

Our almighty leader. Has too much power, could take your life in mere seconds.

Oh fuck, it's Shween! Our lives are in danger!

by GiveMeShweenPlease February 8, 2021

Steece

(v.) To steece

When a naked man pees sitting down

He decided to steece before hopping into the shower.

by SauceComet February 18, 2021

Shween

A strikingly good-looking girl.

"There were so many shweens there last night, it was insane! "

by The Weas January 4, 2022