Strumming the flesh guitar

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself

Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar

by Woland1337 March 3, 2017

Strumming the mekelele

Masturbating. Stripping wire. Wanking

What the hell is taking Robby so long in the shower?
Leave the boy alone. He's probably just strumming the mekelele.

by Bonerskid March 17, 2017

strumming while doing the plumbing

When you or your girl rub the clit during penetration.

I was giving it to her good and then start strumming while doing the plumbing, that really got her going!

by Flushfacker May 4, 2018

Strimping

Gays simping for straight people. When a gay person falls for a straight person.

Oh my god, well you know how Connor is straight, well I'm totally strimping for him.

by Be_Careful69 October 2, 2020

Strumming my strings

A good handjob.

Last night i was strumming my strings.

by Belle_belleb November 27, 2020

multi-Trumping

When everything you are doing is screwed up, that's multi-Trumping. I emailed a silly request one night when most of the things I had done all day had gone wrong in one way or another. My excuse for the silly email was that I had been multi-Trumping, as opposed to multi-tasking.

Gosh, Ivanka, I've been multi-Trumping all day, so I'm beat.

by Kelly my dog February 16, 2017

Ass strumming

To play one's ass like a guitar

I gave her a good ass strumming

by Darkened Joker April 16, 2017