Steak stain

The moist part of your anus that is always itchy and must be smelt after scratching

Also the part of your arse that looks like it’s had 12 minutes on the sunbed

Fuck me my steak stain is itchy

by Wiggle sniffer December 4, 2021

Pink steak

When in reference to cunnilingus; a vagina that would be considered A+ in appearance, texture, color, aroma and moisture level. A true prize for the connoisseur of oral sex.

Joe ate Sally's pink steak.

by DITCH CREEK OUTFITTERS LLC September 30, 2016

raunchy steak

a steak that looks and smells sketchy and tough (hence coming from a dead cow) but tastes great.

He had a really raunchy steak but everybody wanted a piece of his meat.

by apebutt June 19, 2011

bumping steaks

the act of, or willingness to, engage in sexual relations with one of the opposite sex; the accidental or intentional contact of sexual organs

"I would totally bump steaks with that slut in the jeans over there."
"Whoops, we just bumped steaks. *No homo."
"We're totally bumping steaks right now."
"I would bump HER steaks."

*If neccesary

by regal101 September 16, 2010

Steak and Chill

Verb; When someone promises you to do something and they don't do it, despite the fact they signed a legal document with the repercussion being that they must make you a steak dinner and give them head.

Dude, Ryan totally owes me a steak and chill session after fucking me over like that.

by blowmeplez June 15, 2016

Good steak

When you’re at an awkward family gathering and trying to cover up a conversation about the dank weed you just smoked with your goons behind the shed with a wholesome family dinner meat of choice.

“fuck, that was some good steak”

by Dougtherug September 16, 2019

Trunk steak

frozen steak sold door-to-door, usually from the trunk of a disreputable-looking salesman's car.

A shady-looking salesman came into my work today trying to sell me some nasty frozen trunk steak!

by nagemnoodlum February 16, 2012