Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.
Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.
by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023
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Serial Stalker

A person who continuously searches for people on the Internet, Facebook, and other social media with limited personal information initially given. Can locate a person given only a first name, a picture, or various descriptions. Will search for hours until the correct person is identified. Repeats this process on a daily basis.
"Hey Anthony, I met this girl named Sarah at the club last night. Here's a picture of us. You're such a serial stalker, you'll find her in like 5 mins."
"Already done. I'm that good."
by Birdman22223333333 June 27, 2016
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Tweaker Stalker

A tweaker stalker one who hunts other tweakers to tweak with or who might troll highly populated tweaker ares.
by Chingador October 04, 2021
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Bog Stalker

a male who hangs around the toilets on a night out waiting for women to come out, used as a approach tecnique, as all women need to go to the toilet so the percentages of meeting a lady are high, however the act its self is very creepy and sad
a Bog Stalker a male lingereing around the toilet area for along period of time during a night out, women are often creeped out and dont reply to his chat up lines
by dizzierascalisamusicalgod August 14, 2009
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stalker rage

The way some stalkers react when the girl isn't interested - they may unleash their frustrations through self-injury, screaming, throwing or breaking things, tantrums, violent masturbation, and other anti-social behavior.
"I just saw Mitch hitting himself in the balls, he must have some stalker rage"

Guy 1: She doesn't like you, man. Get over it.
Stalker: GET AWAY FROM ME!
by Selo April 04, 2010
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Stalker Report

When you send an text message to a persons mobile phone, your phone lets you know that the other person has recieved the text by stalker report or Delivery report
I know Sammie got my text I got a stalker report back but she/he isnt texting me back!
by dryfoot July 17, 2008
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Porker Stalker

An individual who has a fettish for those who are morbidally obese, could also refer to a keen lover of bacon.
Did you see Dave dancing with Gemma last night, man he's a porker stalker
by Lawrence Accardi and Amez September 07, 2008
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