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sphincter monkey

one who swings from butt trees
by Jon Williams II December 5, 2003
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sphincter-buster

A shit so large, it rips one or more of the circular muscles in the anus on its way out. This usually causes bleeding and mild to intense discomfort.
Male 1 (In the restroom): Call an ambulance!
Male 2: Why?
Male 1: I just had a sphincter-buster! My anus is bleeding and I cant sit down!
by BobotheClown December 14, 2008
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sphinct

1. A bone in your butt

2. A term of derision, usually applied to small boys ages 9-11 who are foolish and immature. Such boys are often skinny distance runners. They will usually attach to older roll models, often cousins, and refuse to stop annoying them despite countless hints, suggestions and outright commands to stop.

also they are often named Koby
by zachattax August 15, 2010
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Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter

Johnny- Dude Dirk Nowitzki is so good!
Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Johnny-.....what?
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.
by Fillet-o-fetus April 28, 2010
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Sphinctorium

Place where human waste is uploaded. Synonyms: Lavatory, shit repository, bathroom, can, latrine, and lou.
I need to pay a visit to the sphinctorium!
by Johnny Guapo November 23, 2003
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sphincta

"my sphincta is hurting"
by orajer June 4, 2009
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sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"
Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!
by definition_master November 6, 2009
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