cosmetic smoker

A person that pretends to smoke weed to look cool but never inhales the smoke but instead holds it in his or her cheeks then blows it out

Yeah man i was smokin some bud with this cosmetic smoker man he was hittin the blunt like he was afraid or something i cant smoke with that liar

by Nyja gano July 13, 2017

Cod Smoker

Slang from New England used as a replacement to using the term "cock sucker."

Person 1: I have to work a double today. My coworker called out.
Person 2: He does that all the time. What a cod smoker.

by YankeesIsTrash July 12, 2017

shadow smoker

The opposite of a Social Smoker. A person who smokes by themselves. Generally Marijuana; but not limited to the latter. Tobacco products, herbals and other illicit substances like crack, methamphetamine, heroin as well as vap-pens can be used to Shadow Smoke. Shadow smoking is a way a user attempts to conserve his or her stash by limiting the people they use with or may entirely isolate themselves to use their drugs by their lonesome.

-Darius:"That nigga Tiberius looks like a mothafuckin' stoner, but I ain't never copped any cash from him for a bag and you know We ain't see em' at the creek or shed parties; Fucks' wrong with that nigga?"
-Thema:"Nigga would you shut the fuck up wichyo big ass mouth and shit. That lil' nigga Tiberius is on some other junt; mothafucka' betta swerve around me with his triflin' ass and stay in his own damn lane. He's probably a shadow smoker huh? He look like he ain't get no sun or pussy in months. Nigga need to get out and smoke a fuckin blunt on the corner with us sometime.
-Darius:"The fuck did you just get done smokin'? This oblong lookin punk ain't comin' near me and my stash. Nigga, I just picked up a fuckin' Oz. of some OG Kush last night and these buds is almost gone cuz I been smokin up too many of my trill niggas. Ain't got 'nuff danks to smoke up all of Downtown Minneapolis bitch! I'm out.
-Thelma:"Aye nigga where the fuck you goin' thought we was smokin' up?"
-Darius:"Bitch swerve! Get a fuckin' job insteada bein' a hoe and make yo ass some real paper; and quit smokin' up all of mine. I'm dippin' to the crib and turnin into a mothafuckin' Shadow smoker cuz it's hard times and a niggas always gotta have his buds before his bitches. And I'm damn sure I ain't kickin' it wichyo stupid ass no more, Deuces.

by Abominabledrfibes January 29, 2014

Smokers Meathook

When you're receiving a blowjob from a person with a stoma, and you push your dick down their throat and through their stoma. This makes a hook through their throat

My girl had a stoma and since I have a curved dick I have the the good ol' smokers meathook!

by Ihatemyself4 February 13, 2017

cock smoker

a person either male or female (or somewhere in between) that loves the cock

Eat a dick you cock smoker

by ??? July 14, 2003

smoker's pussy

A medical condition caused by excessive tobacco use that has devastating consequences for the vagina. Symptoms include dryness, sagging, blackish-brown discharge, and a strong pungent odor. Smoker's pussy will also cause pubic hair to become yellow and grey.

After fucking a girl with early-onset smoker's pussy, I'm afraid I might have cancer.

by HappyGoJacky August 3, 2018

bum smoker

Somebody that cannot afford their own ciggies and releaves their nicoteen adiction off other's smokes.

"man that lowie keeps staunchin ma fags"
"I know bro shez such a bum smoker"

by P Biddy July 4, 2008