jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

literally a fucking recommend character in bfb

i recommend for jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

by arandomdudelol September 08, 2023

English Skateboard

When you fuck a bitch and you start your second round you slip on a skateboard and stick your whole dick in and ejaculate into her stomach saying pip pip cheerio

Oh shit i english skateboarded the hooker and now we have a kid

by The Nigga Behind You October 27, 2020

skateboard head

A kid in your 7th grade class that will not stop calling u mac and cheese.Also roles a tiny skateboard over your head and that then got it stuck in your hair.

¨way skateboard head¨

by McKaylea March 03, 2020

Welcome Skateboards

The best board company fucking ever

p0$3r: Aye diylain, what kinda board is that it’s sexyy as fuck
d!¥LA!n: It’s a Welcome Skateboards deck fucker

by diylain November 10, 2019

Skateboard

Scale

"Hey bro you got a skateboard I can use real quick?"

For what?

I need to weight some stamps.

by Blessed_Gemini August 25, 2019

Skateboard

It’s something where old people try to ride to teach they but fall instead.

Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee

Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!

That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg

by Don’t touch me-my cat May 24, 2021

skateboard

a dangerous plank of wood which is colourful to distract you from the terrible truth

oh look! it’s a skateboard it’s so colourful!!!
*crash*
*dies*

by skaterhater April 29, 2022