English Skateboard

When you fuck a bitch and you start your second round you slip on a skateboard and stick your whole dick in and ejaculate into her stomach saying pip pip cheerio
Oh shit i english skateboarded the hooker and now we have a kid
by The Nigga Behind You October 27, 2020
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Welcome Skateboards

The best board company fucking ever
p0$3r: Aye diylain, what kinda board is that it’s sexyy as fuck
d!¥LA!n: It’s a Welcome Skateboards deck fucker
by diylain November 10, 2019
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Walmart skateboard

Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys
by Shizenkai November 13, 2016
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skateboarding

2 couples have sex

a foursome with 2 couples
two couples had sex with each other...

They were skateboarding that night
by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 20, 2018
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skateboarding

When two guys (particularly both in a cis relationship) abandon their girlfriends all summer to get down and freaky like two humpback whales.
"we wuz only skateboarding all summer... she don't even like skateboarding smh"
by BrokeBack Whale March 06, 2024
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Skateboarding

The absolute peak of sports. A renowned sport involving a board and yourself. It is all about meticulous timing, consistency and an abundance of practice. It is shown to have an incredible skill ceiling and shows off your style. It is built up by a huge and amazing community and is incredibly enjoyable. It consists of a plethora of tricks for you hit some sick lines. It is incredibly rewarding and is improved with lots of patience and practice. The precision involved is almost inconceivable. It gives many people a reason to go outside and have an infinite amount of fun. It fills people with creativity and import skills like quick reaction times and insane precision. I highly recommend it to you. Have fun.
by Theboard34 March 21, 2024
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