Shlong

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.

Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.

by Scrout Shredmondson November 19, 2022

shlong

when you yeet something far away

shlong me that water bottle

by yanren April 1, 2019

Shlong

Someone with a long cock. Praise for that :)

"Oh baby, stick your gigantic shlong in me!"

by Naughty.Girl69 April 30, 2022

Shlong

A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)

Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”

by hallejamesx March 8, 2019

Shlong

An insanely large horse cock.

Bro, you see Tyler with that 10-inches? He’s got a shlong.

by TylerXXX September 17, 2020

big ahh shlong

ishowspeed has this

chica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Speeds big ahh shlong:

by Theone and only ky November 21, 2023

long shlong

when a dude is fucking PACKKKKKINNNNNN

that niggas got a long shlong

by ismashinfantsinthebutthole February 18, 2021