Long shlong

You say it to someone as a complement

You have a long shlong

by Electric circuit March 18, 2021

Shlong

A word used in the shlong fest

1: wow look at your shlong
2: omg your shlong is so big!

by Shlong_big_69 November 29, 2020

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Shlong

Shlong is a U.K term used for a water bottle

You have a nice Shlong

by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022

Shlong

A dick, not metaphorically, it's literally a penis but nicknamed

Dude get your shlong up in on that

by IceCubz321 August 7, 2018

shlong noggin

Another word for Dickhead

'Oh, don't be such a shlong noggin!'

by Bigmac2121 December 1, 2021

Shlong

A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)

Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”

by hallejamesx March 8, 2019