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by Theone and only ky November 21, 2023
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shlong

a thing all of my friends have a competition eating and carter always wins by eating 20 shlongs per minute.
a shlong is something that is yummy
by RayVulpes June 2, 2022
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E-Shlong

That tweet was written by an e-shlong obviously!
What an E-Shlong!
by Hendrix the Jimmy October 15, 2022
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Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.
"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"
by PStar-7 October 29, 2023
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shlong

giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.
"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"
by diganlinghaver October 9, 2023
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Shlong

I have got a massive shlong
by Mr boi May 28, 2018
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Shlong Sauce

A descriptive slang pun intended as for dark humor or inappropriate comedy, describing the male penis body part.
Ay girl you tryna get this Shlong Sauce on that thicc ass of yours.

Yo last night Stacy dropped by and I busted Shlong Sauce all in her.
by Kennedy.G March 8, 2019
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