A fascist country ruled over by the granddaughter of Adolf Hitler. It is also often called "West Romania". It is located to the west of Romania. The people here love company because they have many group activities to do in town such as:
1) Punching orphans
2) Kicking puppies
3) Pushing an old lady onto the street
4) Praying that one day they'll be as free as the DPRK
5) Sucking their own dicks
and many others.
To enter Serbia, you need to be alive, since if you are dead, or close to dying you will be kicked out. That way Serbia has a 0% mortality rate. If you die it will only count 5 days after the authorities have found your body. Their healthcare hasn't had an incident since 1991, since then their healthcare is located in Albania. You are not allowed to leave either, thus they don't have an emigration problem.
Serbia is consisted of 5 provinces:
1) Vojvodina
2) Serbia proper
3) Kosovo
4) Montenegro
5) Bosnia
The language is Serbian and it is a beautiful language. The most important phrases in Serbian are:
"Jebo ti Bog mater bre" meaning "Have a good day", it's used commonly as a greeting, and "Slava drugu Titu" meaning "Me and my family will be executed in 3 days on the main square"
Overall I'd recommend giving Serbia a go, I give it a solid 7.8/10
1) Punching orphans
2) Kicking puppies
3) Pushing an old lady onto the street
4) Praying that one day they'll be as free as the DPRK
5) Sucking their own dicks
and many others.
To enter Serbia, you need to be alive, since if you are dead, or close to dying you will be kicked out. That way Serbia has a 0% mortality rate. If you die it will only count 5 days after the authorities have found your body. Their healthcare hasn't had an incident since 1991, since then their healthcare is located in Albania. You are not allowed to leave either, thus they don't have an emigration problem.
Serbia is consisted of 5 provinces:
1) Vojvodina
2) Serbia proper
3) Kosovo
4) Montenegro
5) Bosnia
The language is Serbian and it is a beautiful language. The most important phrases in Serbian are:
"Jebo ti Bog mater bre" meaning "Have a good day", it's used commonly as a greeting, and "Slava drugu Titu" meaning "Me and my family will be executed in 3 days on the main square"
Overall I'd recommend giving Serbia a go, I give it a solid 7.8/10
Dude1: "Hey have you been to Serbia"
Dude2: "Of course bro, sick place"
Dude3:"Slava drugu Titu"
Dude1:"Damn, it was nice knowing you"
Dude2: "Of course bro, sick place"
Dude3:"Slava drugu Titu"
Dude1:"Damn, it was nice knowing you"
by The Christmas bee February 3, 2019
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This word was made famous when an un suspecting drug dealer accidently whispered, if you want pot ask for a Serbian salad to an off duty cop.
This word was made famous when an un suspecting drug dealer accidently whispered, if you want pot ask for a Serbian salad to an off duty cop.
Drug dealer: Hey you in the blue suit if you want pot ask for a Serbian Salad
Cop: Your all under arrest for being stupid
Cop: Your all under arrest for being stupid
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A severe condition is frequently obtained in the city of East Stroudsburg. Most known for it's 2010 outbreak in Warriors Football Camp due to over-consumption of warrior dogs and the failure to shower. This condition can only be treated by applying baby powder amongst the affected gooch.
Last night Twilliger caught me purchasing rye bread at Wawa and he made me rub baby powder amongst his gooch all night. He had a bad case of the Serbian Gooch Rash.
by coachtwilliger December 12, 2011
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by Lightzreign June 19, 2009
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named after some guy's Halo 3 online name that i totally p0wned 3 years ago, when i first heard it i initially thought it was a sex move,but it wasnt so now it is.
named after some guy's Halo 3 online name that i totally p0wned 3 years ago, when i first heard it i initially thought it was a sex move,but it wasnt so now it is.
"Dude;last night i was playin halo online and i just grabbed my chick and started rubbing her clit with the controller,and every time i got shot or killed it vibrated,i totally got her off with it! i totally gave her the serbian surprise!"
by The M4chin3 November 20, 2009
Get the Serbian Surprise mug.A region of southeast Europe, comprising most of the former country of Yugoslavia. Serbs settled in the area in the 6th through 7th century, were Christianized in the 9th century, and formed an independent kingdom in the 13th century. Defeated at Kosovo Field (1389), the Serbs fell under Turkish domination, which ended when Serbia was granted full independence in 1878. The new kingdom of Serbia gained territory and power during the Balkan wars (1912-1913). After the assassination (1914) of Archduke Francis Ferdinand by a Serbian nationalist, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia, sparking World War I. In 1918 Serbia became a major constituent of the Kingdom of the Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes, which was later (1929) renamed Yugoslavia. Croatia, Slovenia, and Bosnia and Herzegovina declared independence from Yugoslavia in 1991, leading to war with Serbia. In 1992 Serbia and Montenegro formed a new republic.
by Grono July 20, 2008
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