Secret Slut

A variation of secret santa, in which a group of sexually frustrated males are blindfolded. Then, a group of disgustingly pregnant bimbos subsequently pull down the oblivious males trousers. The winner of this stupendous game is who can guess is sucking them off the quickest.
I can’t wait for our office Christmas party, this year we’re playing secret slut!
by The human egg December 18, 2018
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secret shitters

People who have a weird phobia about shitting in public places, including restrooms. If they absolutly have to shit, they go to lengths to make sure no one knows that they have shat, which they always fail at because their guilty little faces lets the world know anyways.
"Oh god I just can't wait... looks like it's time for secret shitters again."
by imighthaveknown August 20, 2005
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Secret City

A city in Massachusetts, outside of Boston known for violence, drug use, and prostitution. Called Secret City because cops are unable to stop the violence and drug trafficting and getting snitches to inform them of activities. Therefore the cops here are dumb founded.
Also known as New Bedford, New B, New Beige or the 508.
-Hey man where you from?

-Me? I'm from the Secret City.

-What? Whats the Secret City?

-Its the city where cops don't know whats going down and are idiots....they couldnt stop a one legged man from robbing a bank and getting away on foot. Its New B dawg. Now stop with the questions before I cap you're white ass....
by NewBeige May 13, 2008
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Victoria's Secret

(barfing after reading0
by Chris February 25, 2005
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Secret Santa

Doing someone doggy style and secretly slipping on a Santa hat, while continuing sexual intercourse.
Michael: You are oblivious to the fact that I just pulled a Secret Santa on you, aren't you?
by tg2069 May 06, 2010
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secret tilly

When someone farts in an elevator, quickly leaves, then sends the elevator to another floor for someone else to enjoy.
Hey Eric, Adam just sent Blake a secret tilly on the 3rd floor. Damn, that smells worse than Josh's "mustard" sandwiches.
by 6-ways-to-Sunday December 08, 2008
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Secret Societies

societies that work in secret that plan to take over the world,Wealthy people are members; see Illuminati, Skull and Bones, Bilderberg, Freemasons
Secret Societies must be stopped
by ac January 16, 2004
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