Secret Skidmark

A trail of smeared shit extending from the anus to the base of one's vagina and or penis. Usually left by a shamefull act know as the wipe forward.

Dude i was at the Team Hancock party and i found another fat bitch. I bent her over Cole's bed and got ready to throw her the spear but, when i leaned in to do her in the brown eye.........my cock was cuaght on a fresh secret skidmark and suddennly i was caught in her nasty fat cunt. I had no hat so i tried to pull out but got cuaght...now a year later she shows up with a little bastard and says its mine! I told her to fuck off and eat the kid.

by Team Hancock December 26, 2005

Secret Slut

A variation of secret santa, in which a group of sexually frustrated males are blindfolded. Then, a group of disgustingly pregnant bimbos subsequently pull down the oblivious males trousers. The winner of this stupendous game is who can guess is sucking them off the quickest.

I can’t wait for our office Christmas party, this year we’re playing secret slut!

by The human egg December 18, 2018

secret shitters

People who have a weird phobia about shitting in public places, including restrooms. If they absolutly have to shit, they go to lengths to make sure no one knows that they have shat, which they always fail at because their guilty little faces lets the world know anyways.

"Oh god I just can't wait... looks like it's time for secret shitters again."

by imighthaveknown September 16, 2005

Secret City

A city in Massachusetts, outside of Boston known for violence, drug use, and prostitution. Called Secret City because cops are unable to stop the violence and drug trafficting and getting snitches to inform them of activities. Therefore the cops here are dumb founded.
Also known as New Bedford, New B, New Beige or the 508.

-Hey man where you from?

-Me? I'm from the Secret City.

-What? Whats the Secret City?

-Its the city where cops don't know whats going down and are idiots....they couldnt stop a one legged man from robbing a bank and getting away on foot. Its New B dawg. Now stop with the questions before I cap you're white ass....

by NewBeige May 12, 2008

Victoria's Secret

the secret is victoria is a man

(barfing after reading0

by Chris February 24, 2005

Secret Santa

Doing someone doggy style and secretly slipping on a Santa hat, while continuing sexual intercourse.

Michael: You are oblivious to the fact that I just pulled a Secret Santa on you, aren't you?

by tg2069 May 6, 2010

secret tilly

When someone farts in an elevator, quickly leaves, then sends the elevator to another floor for someone else to enjoy.

Hey Eric, Adam just sent Blake a secret tilly on the 3rd floor. Damn, that smells worse than Josh's "mustard" sandwiches.

by 6-ways-to-Sunday December 17, 2008