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Scrotum Totem

The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.
Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"
by TADPOOL June 3, 2023
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scrotum puff

The tiny little fuzz balls that's from your underwear and sticks to your nut sack after a long day. Not to be confused with from unda cheese.
Bro I had so many scrotum puffs on my balls today I could've made a cotton ball with it
by Speak_Eazy July 15, 2016
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Scrotum Sucker

Someone who creates unnecessary drama and does stupid shit to blame others.
Girl 1: Don't be such a Scrotum Sucker!
Girl 2: well.... nuH UH! it's all your fault
by toxic0438 February 21, 2019
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scrotum load

A large amount of insults unleashed on one group of girls in order to begin a scuffle.
Did you say Cameron hold himself back from unleashing that scrotum load on that group of whores?
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Scrotum puppet

1. Using the folds and stretch of ones scrotum to produce puppetry

2. Attaching strings to scrotal piercings to make said puppetry
He showed me his scrotum puppet and I was both impressed and disturbed
by johnnysjohnson July 9, 2019
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Scrotum-tit

when a part of someones body is saggy, ugly and wrinkly. Like a scrotum for a tit.
Quiet you look like a Scrotum-tit!
by All American Man April 18, 2017
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scrotum squeegee

Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.
by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021
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