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sam

A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.
You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.
by Shawntee November 25, 2006
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sam

sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla
i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.

or

hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009
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Sam

Sam is an extremely cool guy. He normally has ginger hair, brown hair and usually 5'9. He also likes to play video games with his friends. Sam usually goes for girls called Holly and Edith, he is kind and loving towards his girlfriend, however is easily embarrassed. His best friends are normally Ryan, Alistair, Iain, Ollie, Vincenzo. He has many weird talents, and is good with his hands.
I wish I was Sam
by Bishop Bante November 6, 2017
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sam

by kkjzsnjsdf February 21, 2019
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Sam

Very based person from discord(fr)
Sam is very based alongside whim
by Definitly_not_sam December 22, 2022
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Sam

A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."
I wish i could swing a bat like sam
by dixieenormous65 October 31, 2020
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Sam

The type of person a nigga will simp for for a straight year
Man that nigga has been dumping for sam for months MONTHS
by Fuck bbiiiiiiii July 21, 2020
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