salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.

Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”

by 9tea December 1, 2021

Salmon Cannon

An absolute beast of a fisher woman; Annie Birch. Any ok’d day out on the lake and you’ll find Annie, drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in a 20 fightin’ fish.

“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”

by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020

salmon breath

when she toppin' her man good and the cum in her mouth makes her breath stank, so after her breath smell bad cause' she gave head

yo I gave your mom salmon breath

by gamergirl564 December 19, 2018

akward salmon

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.

My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.

by Theboss88 May 2, 2016

Arabian salmon

The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.

"I'm so angry at Blaine. Let's give him an Arabian salmon tonight."

by Zack.Eric. December 15, 2011

Slammin The Salmon

Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.

"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"

by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009

flashy salmon

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.

Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!

by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015